The BACKSTAGE BREAKUP BOX™ is the ultimate "best-friend-to-the-rescue" kit — a premium, savage, break-up care package for the girl who finally dumped him, is about to dump him, or just needs a reminder that she deserves better than 'less than bare minimum'.
This isn’t about chocolate and tissues—it’s about the moment she opens the box and knows: her best friend’s got her back This kit turns a gift voucher into a full-on experience—snacks, sarcasm, and savage emotional support included And it’s everything she’ll need to survive the next 48 hours of crying, rage-texting, and blocking him for good
What’s Inside:
A printed card inside the box reads:
"BACKSTAGE BREAK-UP KIT Contents—and why it matters This isn’t just a box. It’s a moment. Every item inside was picked to get you through the next 48 hours with snacks, sarcasm, and a boost of attitude to power your comeback –you've got this.
So relax and enjoy:
Mini chocolates – For celebrating the deletion of 147 screenshots. Tissues – Because you’ll cry. Then laugh. Then cry again. Block him. Repeat. It’s fine. Tealight candle – For calming ambience. Or to symbolically burn the last apology text. 4 x Savage Message Cards – You don’t need advice. You need attitude. ROCKSTAR★REFINEMENTS™ sticker – "Too glam to give a damn." / "Drama-free by choice"
Printed Emergency Instructions Schedule – (aka your recovery setlist): 6:00PM – Screenshot his apology. Delete it. 6:15PM – Block his number 6:30PM – Cry. 6:31PM – Eat chocolate 7:00PM – Open your EMOTIONAL DAMAGES VOUCHER 7:05PM – Start retail therapy/ begin your comeback era
IMPORTANT NOTES:
The BACKSTAGE BREAK-UP BOX™ is not sold separately — it’s an upgrade you add to a:
Your gift voucher will be presented inside the Break-Up Box — ready for maximum impact when they lift the lid.
Savage Message Cards – Pick 4 at Checkout:
“You dodged a red flag in skinny jeans.” “He lost a real one. You lost a walking ick.” “Blocked, blessed, unbothered.” “I know you’re sad. But also: f**k him.” “Because you’re not going back there again. Right?” “I love you more than he pretended to.” “He said he needed space. So give him eternity.” “Don’t text him. Shop for jewellery instead.” “Crying is temporary. Necklaces are forever.” “You’re not alone. And you’re definitely not texting him back.”
🛒 Tap 'ADD TO CART' - you're about to become her favourite person
➟ Pay over 3 months interest free with PayPal -because being a good best friend doesn't come with NHS funding
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* Contents may vary - but the attitude won't
✖ FINAL SALE- this item is non-returnable
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 5 / 5 from 16 reviews.
These safety pin earrings, there's nothing safe about them! Awesome looks, fun and great quality. I'll be front and centre at the next festival i attend wearing them and rocking out!!
Awesome piece, nice length chain, skull itself not oversized, looks and feels good quality, will be happily wearing often. Even got thumbs up from mum! delivery was super fast too. Will definitely consider more pieces in the future
Most amazing bracelet i have ever owned. Comes in such a cute package with personalised note 🥹 I’m honestly blown away. Definitely will be ordering more and could not recommend enough! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Love love love! Gorgeous earrings & the perfect size 🖤 postage was super fast and packaging is fantastic & amazing quality. I'll definitely be ordering more 🤘🏼
Thank you for such a wonderful and class experience.
I ordered this piece to house some of my 22yr old cat's Ashes. He passed over on Tuesday and I will place his ashes in tomorrow. I will be wearing this beautiful item every day for the rest of my life. Thank you so much for being part of that journey. X 😺🎸
I ordered this as I really loved it, when it came I was over the moon with it too be fair.
You can tell it’s proper sterling silver good weight, great finish, and nothing about it feels cheap
People ask me all the time where have I got it from and that they that really like it.
Buying from this site is so easy so here my honest opinion below
Everything arrived as expected and the whole process was easy. The piece itself feels high quality and looks great
Will I be buying again from this site, hell yes I will.
Absolutely love this necklace!! It’s very unique and can be worn either dressed up or dressed down. All jewellery is solid silver and you really can tell the quality of it. Love it, already looking at ordering my next piece ❤️
Very happy with my purchase, it's very cool and rockin' a must have for anyone who loves anything rock. It's very high quality, I'm in love with my necklace it's so cool!
Absolutely in love with my necklace! Looks feels really good quality. Well worth the money. Completes my look perfectly. Stunning packaging. Fast delivery. Will definitely be ordering again.