BACKSTAGE BREAK-UP BOX

GIFTABLE GEAR FOR EMOTIONAL EMERGENCIES

The BACKSTAGE BREAKUP BOX™ is the ultimate "best-friend-to-the-rescue" kit — a premium, savage, break-up care package for the girl who finally dumped him, is about to dump him, or just needs a reminder that she deserves better than 'less than bare minimum'.

This isn’t about chocolate and tissues—it’s about the moment she opens the box and knows: her best friend’s got her back
This kit turns a gift voucher into a full-on experience—snacks, sarcasm, and savage emotional support included
And it’s everything she’ll need to survive the next 48 hours of crying, rage-texting, and blocking him for good

 

What’s Inside:

A printed card inside the box reads:

"BACKSTAGE BREAK-UP KIT
Contents—and why it matters
This isn’t just a box. It’s a moment. Every item inside was picked to get you through the next 48 hours with snacks, sarcasm, and a boost of attitude to power your comeback –you've got this.

So relax and enjoy:

Mini chocolates – For celebrating the deletion of 147 screenshots.
Tissues – Because you’ll cry. Then laugh. Then cry again. Block him. Repeat. It’s fine.
Tealight candle – For calming ambience. Or to symbolically burn the last apology text.
4 x Savage Message Cards – You don’t need advice. You need attitude. 
ROCKSTAR★REFINEMENTS™ sticker – "Too glam to give a damn." / "Drama-free by choice"

Printed Emergency Instructions Schedule – (aka your recovery setlist):
6:00PM – Screenshot his apology. Delete it.
6:15PM – Block his number
6:30PM – Cry.
6:31PM – Eat chocolate
7:00PM – Open your EMOTIONAL DAMAGES VOUCHER 
7:05PM – Start retail therapy/ begin your comeback era

IMPORTANT NOTES:

The BACKSTAGE BREAK-UP BOX™ is not sold separately — it’s an upgrade you add to a:

• Postable EMOTIONAL DAMAGES VOUCHER (recommended)
  or
• Any postable R★R gift voucher

Your gift voucher will be presented inside the Break-Up Box — ready for maximum impact when they lift the lid.

Savage Message Cards – Pick 4 at Checkout:

“You dodged a red flag in skinny jeans.”
“He lost a real one. You lost a walking ick.”
“Blocked, blessed, unbothered.”
“I know you’re sad. But also: f**k him.”
“Because you’re not going back there again. Right?”
“I love you more than he pretended to.”
“He said he needed space. So give him eternity.”
“Don’t text him. Shop for jewellery instead.”
“Crying is temporary. Necklaces are forever.”
“You’re not alone. And you’re definitely not texting him back.”